Brother Data was shocked! Whoscored: Haaland accounts for 68% of Manchester City s 13 league goals. Is he human?

 1:08am, 3 November 2025

Manchester City vs. Bournemouth, Haaland quickly scored a double goal in this game, and the data agency WhoScored issued an article.

"Haaland's 13 goals in the league account for 68% of Manchester City's 19 goals in the Premier League this season. Is he still a human being?"